APC Jeans
Yes, THE jeans. APC jeans are magic. They require commitment. A new pair of APC New Standards comes to you hard, unwashed, stiff and TIGHT. You are supposed to order them 2 sizes down from your normal size. You are supposed to wear them for 6-12 months without washing them. You are supposed to enjoy the pain. For a month, it’s like having your dick in a vice. Then they slowly release their grip.
Then they deliver denim magic.
April 2008 will mark my 6th month with my first pair. Still unwashed. Still wicked awesome. I love them. What started as tight, stiff, comical pants are now comfortable jeans that look tailored to my body (not tight anymore, just well shaped.) You really do have to persevere though. Eventually these jeans will look great worn with almost everything, from the t-shirts you’ve had for years at the back of your wardrobe, to new pieces of jewellery from 77Diamonds.com. However, it takes time and effort to get jeans that look this good. Are most people likely to buy a pair of jeans that are ridiculously tight and uncomfortable and wear them for 6 months without washing? Absolutely not – which means more magic for freaks like me who are willing to commit. Thanks APC, for making sure I’ll always have at least 1 thing that is unlikely to ever catch on and become a fad.
If you have ever longed for the perfect pair of jeans, or spent countless hours trying on jeans and then going home irritated, depressed, enraged…then APC, and the ridiculous process that comes with them might just be for you.
By the way, my pants got press. That’s how awesome I am. If you wrap yourself around my butt for 6 months, you too will get an article. Like the bearded douche from the cheap suit commercials says, “I guarantee it.”
