APC Jeans
Yes, THE jeans. APC jeans are magic. They require commitment. A new pair of APC New Standards comes to you hard, unwashed, stiff and TIGHT. You are supposed to order them 2 sizes down from your normal size. You are supposed to wear them for 6-12 months without washing them. You are supposed to enjoy the pain. For a month, it’s like having your dick in a vice. Then they slowly release their grip.
Then they deliver denim magic.
April will mark my 6th month with my first pair. Still unwashed. Still wicked awesome. I love them. What started as tight, stiff, comical pants are now comfortable jeans that look tailored to my body (not tight anymore, just well shaped.) Are most people likely to buy a pair of jeans that are ridiculously tight and uncomfortable and wear them for 6 months without washing? Absolutely not - which means more magic for freaks like me who are willing to commit. Thanks APC, for making sure I’ll always have at least 1 thing that is unlikely to ever catch on and become a fad.
If you have ever longed for the perfect pair of jeans, or spent countless hours trying on jeans and then going home irritated, depressed, enraged…then APC, and the ridiculous process that comes with them might just be for you.
MY Apc Jeans, new and old
By the way, my pants got press. That’s how awesome I am. If you wrap yourself around my butt for 6 months, you too will get an article. Like the bearded douche from the cheap suit commercials says, “I guarantee it.”
WORD TO YOUR MOTHER.
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[...] jeans and that obsession started with boredom, followed by curiosity, which led to a gateway drug (The New Standard from APC Jeans.) New obsessions are like Alice In Wonderland, you never know how deep the hole will go and [...]
» Rogue Territory Jeans are fucking awesome added these pithy words on Nov 18 09 at 6:08 pmMatt added these pithy words on Apr 09 09 at 9:30 amLOL. We’ll see. Waiting until they are broken in perfectly. Right now they just look like dark jeans.
burn added these pithy words on Sep 06 09 at 6:34 amhi..i got a pair of YMC (YOU MUST CREATE) mens jeans.They are in great condition - note - there are a few white splatters of paint on the right back, and left front legs. If you ask me they make the jeans look better! YMC - Indigo five pocket jeans, selvage, YMC button hole waistband, copper embossed You Must Create rivets, zip fly and a selvage pocket trim. For fans of APC…. YOU WILL NOT BE DISAPPOINTED WITH THESE JEANS…how much it worth?
Gilad added these pithy words on Dec 02 09 at 10:34 pmI bought a pair of 32’s when I usually wear 34s. Im about 193 and 6′00 with a muscular build. THe jeans have worn well and stretched out nicely in every place except the crotch. a year later I find myself reaching into my pants to pull my balls off of my legs where they are perpetually stuck. You would never know it form the pictures, the jeans are stretched out nicely. will one size up cure the problem?
Matt added these pithy words on Dec 02 09 at 10:56 pmIf you have any ass at all, I think you want to go 1 size down in the New Standard or switch to something besides boxers. I have bought the Pure Blue Japan xx-05 and Evisu Heritage Slim fit and I find that both provide more room in the crotch. I would recommend the PBJ xx-005 or the APC Rescue? For an athletic build I hear its’ a better fit.