Yesterday, on a random trip to the liquor store I met the sexiest beer in the world.  A few bucks later, I took this beautiful creation home, laid it out in front of me on the kitchen table and starting snapping photographs.  This beer is HOT.  If this beer was a girl, it would probably be a supermodel.   I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS BEER!!  My god, it’s definitely the Giselle of beer - you couldn’t give a shit whether there is any depth or substance, so long as you get to look at it all the time.  Unlike the aforementioned supermodel, with St. Peters beer I get to to take it’s top off.  I really hope this beer is a delightful, delicious alcoholic treat.  I look forward to being able to say, “OMG, this is the BEST BEER EVER!”  Truth be told, even if it’s mediocre I will likely buy it again.

I’m not going to pretend that I bought this beer for any reason other than it’s amazing design.  I love great packaging and product design, and it’s rare to see it.  I have an Aeron chair, I have a Le Corbusier lounge chair, I have a Heywood Wakefield table, an iPhone, blah, blah, blah.  This beer deserves to stand amongst these wonderful, beautiful examples of real world product design.  

Why am I obsessed with, and prattling on about a freaking beer bottle you ask?  Take a look:

St. Peters Ale, Stout and Porter

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